JOKE from friendster. I had a bunch of Canadian dollars I
needed to
exchange, so I went to the currency
exchange window at the local bank.
Short line. Just one lady in front of
me. .an Asian lady who was trying to
exchange yen for dollars and she was a
little irritated . .
She asked the teller, "Why it change??
Yesterday, I get two hunat dolla fo
yen. Today I get hunat eighty?? Why it
change?"
The teller shrugged his shoulders and
said,
"Fluctuations."
The Asian lady says, "Fluc you white
people, too!"
LOL haha it would be funny for us but not for them. hehe i am thinking about doing it in a bank though...problem is i would get my visa rights revoked haha. finally friendster is useful. i mean i was surfing it for the first time for about two months.(serious shit) and then i saw this haha at first i didnt get it and then WOAHHH good one haha if you cant undertand then not my fault.your engrish vely vely good. can go talk to ang moh and ask for dilections already. man..i miss my guitar. not that i am good...but i want to play signal fire! lol such a nice song..i know i know,emo emo but still! nice songs are meant to be played.-shaun leong haha would be great if when i died someone uses this line. haha i would be stargin down from HEAVEN and saying woah i made a good one. haha. am now venting my frustration becuase of this stupid assignment. god damn however created marketing. should be fr*nch. lolz ve muz must vem think ve are the best! lolz..seeing so many of my friends having girlfriends and boyfriends proves something. cupid is alive again! shit now to get his attention....how a.........think think.....i know.....pretend that i am a boy who writes songs about not finding love and strumming a few chords on the guitar.....and then maybe...he will send one this way! haha (lolz make girls sound like delivery packages) haha gwenda would have my head for sure gwenda: why you say until like that..........................*goes on about me being a sexist. eh sister..i love girls too much to be a sexist.haha lolz if only i can remember every single thing i said to you guys haha it would be funny. maybe then people would like me.AWWWWWWWWWW hahahaha just kidding. peopel will still like me even if i dont write it . asad the cute stuff works. trust me......see la i will prove to you! haha lolz oh yeah one of the highlights of the day (ahem quite a few weeks ago but i just remembered so here goes) Scene:Asad's room Time:After dinner Doing: watching tv.Yes all three of us and talking about wifeswap. you see wifeswap is this program where Americans get to swap wifes for about 2 weeks where the first week , new wife shows the ropes of how SHE controls her family.2nd week the other way round.Me and asad watched twice only and ONLY ONCE i said that girl cute. HE straight away said i was horny.zz what?she cute la.....just that so quiet...good also haha ANYWAY gwenda:that sounds like a nice program.Should be very educational Shaun:Ya. eh what if we were in it? Asad: OHHHH..YOU Want to swap gwenda for your wife isit!!you still like gwenda isit!!! Shaun:uh.....i dont think so? Asad continues teasing. Shaun:Anyway i think this program damn funny la. Gwenda:why? Shaun:Its like damn good for the husband.I wouldn't mind doing the wifeswap. Buy one get one free. Pay for one get two. Laughter and applause please. thank you. LOL ok ok one more....haha this one..i think my chatterbox sure got girls complain.basically me and asad were discussing about cars or something like that and then gwenda ask #$%$#@ questions. i was explaining but then asad said the taboo lines: aiyo you so stupid. Gwenda and asad like argueing a.k.a za fa cheong(lol i tiang lampu.usually go there for food.lolz jk .gwenda you read this dont tell asad.he sure du lan haha) Gwenda:you call me stupid. Shaun watches tv. Asad apologizing. Shaun: you shouldnt say that you know. Asad: Oh so you are protecting her now?(has tendency to be in tease mode when around me, especially when i say something for gwenda.P.S not the teasing sex mode.thank god) Shaun: No...we just dont tell girls that...We dont want them to know. Gwenda:HEY! Asad: laughs high fives. Shaun beams. ok nights. If you do get angry.....whack your boyfriend.YES HE. the evil one, thinks the same way everything just that he didnt want to tell you. No boyfriend? nevermind. got me.lolz nights i think i quite lame today haha | 
